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  Conversation with ultra dub relative. Pure quality this one

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  if any one has been taking note of my posts, it could be said that i often mention conversations i have had with dubbies.

  in some ways not been dfed has allowed me to gain some real in sight into how they think and their justification for things.

  the following is a conversation i just had with an ultra super dub relative, and to be honest i don't know weather i should be laughing or crying over it.. relative: the rc this year is going to be held in the assembly hall.

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  Your comment, "oh really I thought it would of been the other way around with the great expansion that is now taking place. I though there was a need for bigger and better halls to allow for the increase. It sort of dosnt make sense how they would be selling perfectly good recently renovated halls to build smaller ones." Got his rationalization hamster running.

  
  

  If this: "Yeah Jehovah is building the KH smaller now as he wants us to draw closer to each other in the time of the end." Is true then I say go ahead, just leave us faders alone. Drive out the REAL people who lead reasonable lives by ostracizing them for not being "spiritual" enough.
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  For once and for all

  by Pistoff in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  for the latest apologists for the gb and the lawyers that rank and file are paying for:.

  the wt has not changed their policy.. they still have a 2 witness policy about child sexual abuse, and think it's a good idea.. they will still appoint someone who has sexually abused a child, if they want to.. they say that they won't allow an abuser to go door to door without supervision, but this means nothing, as they protect the identity of abusers; they refuse to tell all elders and ms's who they are, witness mr. kendricks.. nothing has changed..

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  But HOW can we show this to active JWs? They swallow the slimy bullshit cop out answers the WT provides because they're used to accepting them.
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  Should I hit send button as is? Change? Or just hit delete?

  by Lied2NoMore in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so after being deleted because of my comment on her instagram post by my sister-in-law i got a text from her stating she didn't want a debate on instagram and the scripture i posted would not apply to satan, they are worried about me, go see elders, return to jehovah, or else you won't get life, etc etc.... i'm ready to respond with the following reply:.

  so....hit send?

  make changes?

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  Captain Obvious

  Reword it less offensively. You ask her to not speak offensively to you while doing the same in return.

  Also calling the GB buffoons and "tight pants tony" etc. will detract from your point. That is all she will see, will gloss over the rest and probably not even finish it.

  It it may have been cathartic to write, but re-read it with her eyes. JWs are VERY sensitive to criticism of their leaders and religion. It is counterproductive. Try rewriting it with a more loving but factual tone, you will get more mileage out of it guaranteed.

  
  

  Or delete it. That's a better option than sending what you have there.
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  Cult Parents

  by berrygerry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  saw a similar one on reddit.. this in from tumblr ex-mormon.. .

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  Aannd saved.
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  Anonymous Message To Jehovah's Witness Religion and the Watch Tower Bible & Tract Society

  by oppostate in

  1. social
  2. current

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbm6hpys9w.

  opjw.

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  Fake
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  What percentage of the population are gay?

  by fulltimestudent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during the long debate on the question of gay marriage, there have been many competing answers to the question of, "how many people are gay?".

  a very anti-gay christian minister in sydney, the reverend fred nile, (who is also a member of the state parliament) claims that the percentage is as low as 1%.. some university (u.of new south wales) research in sydney has suggested 5%, but the authors of the study cautioned that there was a problem in the fact that an unknown number of respondents would likely not admit to being gay.. there are other problems in asking the question.

  for example, what does being gay mean?

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  I wonder how homophobic reverend what's-his-name feels about the fact that homosexual behaviour is seen throughout almost all species of mammals?
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  WT April 15, 2015... Odd first paragraph

  by StarTrekAngel in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  flipping thru the pages of the april 15 wt study edition, i bumped into something that strikes me as odd.

  not that the wt never publishes odd things, but usually such comes in the form of misapplied scripture or hidden second meanings.

  i've never paid attention before but to me this is the first time i see a whole paragraph with no bible verses to read.. in the article tiled "always trust in jehovah!

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  They'll use facts from "secular historians" when it suits them. When they disagree, they'll discredit them regardless of what the bible says.
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  Change to dress and grooming rules for JWs in USA soon?

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my guy with the lurk account on jwtalk (where all the kool-aid drinking jws go to talk about how wonderful 'the twoof' is) sent me some more interesting threads, here's one:.

  spoiler: starting new the new service year september.

  "there will be new directives from the branch through the circuit overseer on dress and grooming that will disqualify one to be a congregation publisher.

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  Oh I hope this is real! Not just for how they will be dressed when doing JW things but all the time! The more they tighten their grip, the more people will be freed. I think an everyday "dress code" would put my wife over the edge.
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  Bethel Meeting at Regional Convention

  by MrTheocratic in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i decided to go to the bethel recruiting meeting yesterday to test out my theory that the organization is in decline.

  i assumed that if there is a general feeling of apathy by many in the org, then certainly it would be shown up by the lack of enthusiasm or zeal by many to sign up for bethel service.

  well let me say that based on what i observed, this organization is not going anywhere.

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  The sample you saw was of the truest of the true believers. Only the weirdos and zombies are interested in bethel.
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  WT answer to the question: Who made Jehovah's dwelling place?

  by NCC-1701 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  before i pose my question, please correct me if my understanding on any of these points on wt beliefs are incorrect.. 1. jehovah god alone has existed from eternity.

  he used no pre-existent material to form anything.. 2. jehovah has a literal dwelling place, albeit not made from anything from,and not contained within, creation itself.

  3. jehovah god, alone, created jesus at some point before the creation of everything else.

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  Captain Obvious

  Actually I can answer that.

  The being(s) who created Jehovah's dwelling place are the same one(s) who created Jehovah himself.

  Are are you ready for it?

  Bronze age desert dwelling sheep herders.